Don't you just __Love___ crazy people?

Don't you just __Love___ crazy people? At first we think it is cool to try and figure out their minds. Then once you think you have it figured out, they change the game on you. Once you get used to the second game, they tell you the first game never existed. As you recover from the shock of such a blow, you start to gravitate towards your own personal insanity. Then... you develop a cunning plan, you decide to be "honest" about everything in an attempt to free them from their social restraints. Once you have been "honest" they deny you any rights to "feel".
Don't you just _____Love_____ crazy people?  One morning you wake up with them (figuratively) sitting at the foot of your bed and you think to yourself... how the heck did they get here? As you are pondering this deep abyss of a thought, you raise your head off your pillow and find they have moved to your purse and have taken out the car keys. In that moment you know they have the better of you and only a mad dash across the room would save you both. You visualize the rescue in your mind and plan your every move in an instant before you leap. The worst part is, when you jerk yourself from your position you find that your strength has been taken and you can only watch in silence as they walk out the door.
Don't you just _____Love_____ crazy people? They are everywhere. They are our friends, our boyfriends, our neighbors, our cousins. They seem to be taking over the world. But, there are those rare cases where you find someone so crazy that not even YOU are prepared to handle. My advice to you, walk away before they destroy your life!